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It's like Splunk got drunk one night and said "I can build this!"

At least we throw the really bad ones in jail? That's all I got

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I hope he takes going up a weight class serious this time and skips the breakfast buffet. And no, this joke will never get old because he was a 2x world champ and 4x medalist that missed weight and was going up eleven pounds.

It's gas tank as much as he looks like the cut is brutal. If only there were a weight class between 197 and 285, maybe something similiar to his high school weight class and his senior weight class. Hmmm if only...

Well the difference is that Lee beats Dennis in the practice room

Thats why I run marathons now. My 100% all-out is slower than smoke off wet shit but I’m consistently not as slow as everyone else!

For the first time in a long time I am very proud to say that I’m *only* 40 and had to google what that was because I am too young to know what you were talking about. Thanking you for making my day - my hips, back, and at least one shoulder thank you!

But what about the sweet hums and brrrrs of the dot matrix printer?

What’s wrong with COBOL? You don’t like the beautiful linear AS400 green text prompts?!

It’s too bad Flo’s headquartered in Austin, TX. It’s not like that city is rife with engineering quality out the wazoo with experience across start-up, post start-up, and fully BAU digital organizations.

I can’t get it to load on Brave, Chrome, or Firefox on windows desktop (tried my personal and work laptops). I noticed this has happened since at least the Farrell, but florarena does function as expected on iPhone Chrome mobile for me.

No comments during this time of mourning for a once-great program that was completely tanked in just a few short (very long) seasons.

You realize I said better technician not better wrestler and picked Parris, right? So quit arguing over a nothing-burger by being disingenuous. Hopefully Parris can close the wide technical gap against world-renowned technician Cohlton “Scoreboard” Schultz this March. Its the upper level. Some people are better technicians, others have supreme cardio, others are significantly stronger. It’s all about who can exploit their strengths + mitigate their weaknesses + exploit their opponents. It’s almost like styles make matchups…

He makes some weird mistakes but he’s the one person I would not want to run into come March. If he can put on a consistent 7 minutes for five matches I can very realistically see him going home with the bracket board.

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We all have our opinions, it’s all good. And my opinion is that Hendrickson has much better technical prowess than Parris, however he cannot keep up with him and additionally will never grow his technical skills to their fullest potential because he chose to enlist. If Parris pins him in 30 seconds then I guess it doesn’t matter.

Parris is not a better technician, but I believe he is a significantly better wrestler. Parris has elite physical intangibles that more than make up for his lack of elite technical prowess. Everyone knows his hi-c is coming. It’s the only move he has. And nearly everyone is incapable of stopping it.

Elam will have to win in feet because Dean will rack up 2:00 of RT when Elam goes down for his 1

I think Hendrickson, who has height and weight but not necessarily top-end strength, has significantly better technique but Parris is a mountain.

Day one thoughts: DeAugostino looked like he may have pulled his groin. Depending on severity he could be out a couple months and that stinks if so. Vito looks very good but not world beater surprisingly. I honestly thought he would have racked up over 40 points on day one. Mattin going down was an upset but… not super surprising? Kharchla wtf? Keck doing Keck things. The bag of magic Pinto beans ends tomorrow morning. Excited for the finals tomorrow and hopefully Hidlay is more engaged than last March. Hoffman and Sloan doing Hoffman and Sloan tournament things. I thought Norfleet was going to win this weekend but 197 blew up. I can’t believe Schultz lost. I sent Nevills a thank-you basket to his hotel room that would make Derek Jeter jealous. Schultz and Orndorff deserve to meet each other in the backside and the winner can be the new Greco coach. I’m very excited? intrigued? for Hendrickson vs Parris. Hendrickson has such better technique but he’s going to get horsed around the mat methinks.

oh no you did NOT just accuse me of being a Texas guy. Those are fighting words sir! Just for that, Schultz over Parris.