A voice intoned, "Ladies and gentlemen…the star of Sanford and Son, Mister Redd Foxx!"
The small band on the stage struck up the Sanford and Son theme: "Yum ta da-da, yum ta da-da da-da-dum, yum ta da-da…" Redd Foxx, resplendent in a tuxedo, his Norelco-shaved head gleaming in the follow-spot, strutted out on stage. He reached the microphone and peered out in the house. Then, after a moment or two, he screamed out in a loud voice —
"I AIN'T DOIN' A SHOW FOR TEN FREAKIN' WHITE PEOPLE!"
Then he turned and marched off the stage. The band struck up his theme again: "Yum ta da-da, yum ta da-da da-da-dum, yum ta da-da…"
The lights came up, the waiters passed through the place distributing refunds…and the show was over.