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PortaJohn

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  1. Not necessarily. AB, who is 4' 11" won a title at '97. Pinto is pushin 5' 2". He's pretty tall.
  2. It was 1910, on our family's homestead, when my father suddenly died of a heart attack under the oak in our front yard. The very next day a lightning bolt hit that same oak and spilt it in two. I took the wood from that Oak and made myself a bat. By the time I was 6 years old I could hit home runs off the High School pitchers in the area. At 12 a scout came to my town and told me I was the best he had ever seen. Packed my bags, boarded a train, and headed for NY to try out for the Yankees. On my travels I met a widow who seemed quite fond of me. Boy did I misread that. She came in to my sleeper car and put a bullet in my torso. Gasping for my last breath she revealed that she was a sorceress and would spare my life but only if I agreed to take the shape of a waste container and work the local carnivals in the midwest. Being young and foolish I agreed. Looking back I should've taken my chances with the netherworld. So yes, you can say I not only lost but I lost bigly
  3. I think you should let MP tag along for your golf outings with John Smith
  4. Here's a link to the schedule... https://theatticcolumbus.standuptix.com/
  5. No one here knows the full story. You @VakAttack, etc do not have the actual details. Another "rumor" out there was Tom told Rocco they'd have a talk when he got back from Aruba and that was the final straw. @MPhillips or @RandolphTJones who are dialed in on the tOSU might laugh at that for being absurd. I get that it's a forum and we're having fun but people are on here and other sites posting their theories as fact. I was told Rocco reached out to PSU. Is that true? Don't know and don't care enough to dig further than that
  6. Make sure you beat @Jimmy Cinnabon and just post the thread Ferrari to UNC with 10 corresponding different threads asking irrelevant questions like, "Will UNC beat PSU next Season" "Should David Taylor get fired for not bringing AJ back" "Should Spencer be named the AD so Iowa doesn't miss out on another AJ" "How great will AJ look in Baby Powder Blue". Just fire away!!!
  7. And here I thought it was because Jenkins purposely failed his spring semester to get granted a redshirt.
  8. If memory serves me correctly that had a lot more to do with how the backside broke for Kennedy getting Julian Ramirez vs Caliendo getting a much more favorable path to all american. Context is relevant
  9. The coaches at the top programs absolutely will. Caliendo bumped Kennedy who some project might not make the roster next year. Or Arnold doesn't make the lineup which is a direct result of Brands bringing in a portal guy. Good chance DT snags Ryder which potentially bumps Brayden Thompson out of the lineup.
  10. Forgot to say welcome to the forum. Hope you stick around. Only advice is to stay away from that @ionel fella. He'll get you thrown behind bars at the Zoo
  11. He's in the portal to your heart
  12. That's literally every top program now excluding Cornell
  13. How? Need some comedic relief tonight. Fire away!
  14. @BruceyB fun topic. Next time can you throw in Wade Schalles on there as an option
  15. @transfer portal either clean up your act or take hike because I'm going to continue to take your waste to the wastewater facility
  16. In general these type of things get blown out of proportion. Angelo was talking about how he was wrestling with Nickal. Plus, Nickal is a part of ATT with Masvidal who also hangs with AJ. The Mocco boys were in a suite with Nickal during the tournament and Nickal was down in Florida training at Coconut Creek. The animosity between these wrestlers is more fantasy than reality in most cases
  17. You could metaphorically argue that but the ball did go off the tee and missed the fairway by a wide margin. It went out of play
  18. Not too shabby. I know @Interviewed_at_Weehawken lost once at a riverside links duel course. He missed the fairway off the 1st tee and never recovered
  19. Did you square off on a links or parkland mat?
  20. Let me guess, it was on April 1st
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