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Posted
34 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

https://filmshortage.com/dailyshortpicks/takedown/

If you have about 20 minutes to kill here it is. She loves the attention of how poor an athlete she is. Notable highlights are her "coach" congratulating her on not getting pinned or losing by tech fall in 20 seconds and her relentless self aggrandizing self promotion which takes up about 3/4 of it. 

Hadn't heard of this but will give it a watch at some point just because I hovered over the video scrubber and the photography is really beautiful  

Posted
51 minutes ago, okokzach said:

Hadn't heard of this but will give it a watch at some point just because I hovered over the video scrubber and the photography is really beautiful  

I think she set the record for shortest tech fall at the US Open. 

Posted
28 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

I think she set the record for shortest tech fall at the US Open. 

match her up with Mesenbrink and call Guinness 

Posted
8 hours ago, Interviewed_at_Weehawken said:

There would be no late onslaught be Mesenbrink to make it fun.  It wouldn't last long enough.

Rutherford might be more amusing.

I wonder if they got releases and permission from USA Wrestling to do this. 

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Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

I wonder if they got releases and permission from USA Wrestling to do this. 

I am under the assumption that she (or anyone) does not need permission from USA Wrestling to suck at wrestling and make an underwhelming, factually inaccurate, home-video quality movie. 

She was teched in her first match by Mallory Velte, who while very good (2x world bronze medalist), is not a world champion as her coach claimed (while grinning ear to ear like he just got let on a carnival ride despite not meeting the minimum height requirement). I'm sure there are other instances too, I just didn't have the bandwidth to watch that chic (or her coach) talk anymore. 

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Posted

You can tell by how she runs that she isn't very athletic.  Then you watch her on the mat...

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Craig Henning got screwed in the 2007 NCAA Finals.

Posted

I wonder when Eve or somebody who is "totally not her" will show up here to say something like:

-You're just hating on her because she's a woman.

-At least she's trying. 

-You shouldn't be mansplaining. 

-Who is she hurting by wrestling?

-I bet she could beat you.

-Stop being jealous of her. 

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Posted
51 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

I wonder when Eve or somebody who is "totally not her" will show up here to say something like:

-You're just hating on her because she's a woman.

-At least she's trying. 

-You shouldn't be mansplaining. 

-Who is she hurting by wrestling?

-I bet she could beat you.

-Stop being jealous of her. 

She's wrestling's equivalent of Raygun, that spastic Australian breakdancer . . . so brave; so brave! 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Saylors_Tiny_Willie said:

If god made a wrestler from the kitchen sweepings from a particularly run down Long John Silver's.

I didn't think that place existed anymore. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Wrasslin said:

She's wrestling's equivalent of Raygun, that spastic Australian breakdancer . . . so brave; so brave! 

 

Eve makes Raygun look like a world class athlete. 

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Posted

Does she get the equivalent of a VIP credential for being a participant? I'd get tech'd twice in under a minute for a lanyard that lets me roam around matside for the rest of the tournament....probably wouldn't cut weight though, need to be at full strength

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Posted
11 minutes ago, HokieDave87 said:

Does she get the equivalent of a VIP credential for being a participant? I'd get tech'd twice in under a minute for a lanyard that lets me roam around matside for the rest of the tournament....probably wouldn't cut weight though, need to be at full strength

She got teched twice by high school girls.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Saylors_Tiny_Willie said:

She got teched twice by high school girls.

Ok I would actually have a decent shot against high school girls but I would probably tank the matches so I could get my lanyard quicker

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Posted
1 hour ago, HokieDave87 said:

Ok I would actually have a decent shot against high school girls but I would probably tank the matches so I could get my lanyard quicker

Maybe next year you could wrestle Eve herself 😁 

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Posted
4 hours ago, HokieDave87 said:

Ok I would actually have a decent shot against high school girls but I would probably tank the matches so I could get my lanyard quicker

I feel like your point is a valid one. What credentials does one need to compete and therefore hang out matside for the tournament? Anyone know?

Posted
6 hours ago, Saylors_Tiny_Willie said:

If god made a wrestler from the kitchen sweepings from a particularly run down Long John Silver's.

OMG- this really made me laugh! I'm fancy though, I frequent Red Lobster- their kitchen sweepings are divine- one might say worthy of Adam and Eve!  😉

Posted
15 hours ago, Tripnsweep said:

I wonder when Eve or somebody who is "totally not her" will show up here to say something like:

-You're just hating on her because she's a woman.

-At least she's trying. 

-You shouldn't be mansplaining. 

-Who is she hurting by wrestling?

-I bet she could beat you.

-Stop being jealous of her.

You just want to date her!

FIFY

Posted (edited)

We need to embrace this. Maybe she can become wrestling's Eddie the Eagle. No chance i'm spending 20 minutes watching that crap, but we live in a society that loves making fun of people like this. Could be good press for the sport!

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