Hawkeyes vs Cowboys thread

[PortaJohn]

over/under for match points @149 5.5?  

[VakAttack]

Just now, PortaJohn said:

over/under for match points @149 5.5?  

Over.

[PortaJohn]

Just now, VakAttack said:

Over.

I'll take the under

[Mr. PeanutButter]

I'm going to get so drunk if this is another 1-0 win

[PortaJohn]

Just now, Mr. PeanutButter said:

I'm going to get so drunk if this is another 1-0 win

Carter Young is a poor man's Cam Amine.  If you don't put him on his back he'll grind out a close loss

[Mr. PeanutButter]

Just now, PortaJohn said:

Carter Young is a poor man's Cam Amine.  If you don't put him on his back he'll grind out a close loss

He chose down so either way I'm in danger of staying sober tonight. 

[Pinnacle]

Parco controlling Young even if its still 0-0 after 1. 

[Hammerlock3]

parco broke the coaches before he broke young...

[PortaJohn]

Terrible stall calls

[Wrestleknownothing]

Just now, PortaJohn said:

Terrible stall calls

Why?

[Hammerlock3]

Just now, PortaJohn said:

Terrible stall calls

probably earned one...

[Mr. PeanutButter]

3 minutes ago, Mr. PeanutButter said:

I'm going to get so drunk if this is another 1-0 win

Right. This box of wine will remain untouched 

[VakAttack]

Just now, PortaJohn said:

Terrible stall calls

[pokemonster]

Interesting that Kyle Parco is the only Hawkeye healthy enough to compete in every match and he's a transfer. They sure know how to beat their guys up.

[pokemonster]

Just now, Mr. PeanutButter said:

Right. This box of wine will remain untouched 

My box / bag is almost empty - let me get a pour sir. 

[pokemonster]

LOL at Parco's catch and release. Don't think I've seen an attempt as emphatic as that. 

[Dark Energy]

Parco Iowa vs Young OkSt

Big freaking cheerleader squad out for the Hawkeyes.  
 

Parco controlling head.  Young playing edge.  Young seems to be trying more.  Reshot Parco.  Nothing.  30 sec to go.  Young generally backing.  
 

Second - Y down.  Mat return.  Parco doing nothing on top.  Anyone notice a pattern.  Top wrestler doing *I poop my pants, don't laugh at me*. No REAL attempt to turn.  Young on bottom flat.  Gets called for stalling.  Parco parallel.  Young on belly.  Second stall.  Ridden out.

1-0 Parco.  3rd.  P down. Out.  2-0.  RT nearly locked.  
 

Parco not impressing.  Ranked third???  
 

Young attempts a whizzer / hip throw but no go.  TD Parco.  Releases.  Young backs away smartly with 5 sec left.  7-1 Parco.

 

[PortaJohn]

3 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

Why?

Parco parallel rides the entire period they call it on Young.  Jamison parallel rides all period they call in on Jamison.  Keep it consistent or don't call it at all

Edited yesterday at 02:20 AM by PortaJohn

[Wrestleknownothing]

1 minute ago, pokemonster said:

LOL at Parco's catch and release. Don't think I've seen an attempt as emphatic as that. 

Steveson would have willed the ref to grant the escape.

[boconnell]

5 minutes ago, PortaJohn said:

Carter Young is a poor man's Cam Amine.  If you don't put him on his back he'll grind out a close loss

Young is nothing like Amine.  Young is great at getting to the legs, bad at finishing, and terrible on bottom.  He's not a guy who shuts down action at all.

[VakAttack]

Just now, PortaJohn said:

Parco parallel rides the entire period they call it on Young.  Jamison parallel rides all period they call in on Jamison.  Keep it consistent or don't call it all

Except Parco had a cross wrist locked up and Young was flat on his belly. Jamison didn't and Rhodes wasn't.

 

8 minutes ago, PortaJohn said:

I'll take the under

Never a doubt!

[Dark Energy]

Hmmm, that’s a good curse word replacement strategy.  Note, I said s—- h——- i ——- t

[Pinnacle]

Parco is like Get off my mat!

[boconnell]

1 minute ago, PortaJohn said:

Parco parallel rides the entire period they call it on Young.  Jamison parallel rides all period they call in on Jamison.  Keep it consistent or don't call it all

Absolutely.  I think Young was stalling.  But I have no idea how you call Jamison for riding him like a mule while staying parallel, and then not only don't call Parco for the same, but reward him with 2 stalls on the other guy.

[Mr. PeanutButter]

Great. The infamous shoulder brace