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Harris Complains She Was Not Informed The Interview Would Include Questions
POLITICS· Oct 17, 2024 · BabylonBee.com 
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to her testy interview last night, presidential candidate Kamala Harris has stepped forward to accuse Fox News of journalistic malpractice, claiming that the media company never informed her the interview would include questions. 

According to Harris, the interview constituted an ambush unlike any she has ever faced in her legal or political career.

"Holistically speaking, me and my team, we were holistically not informed that this interview would include questions," Harris said as several journalists from ABC gave her a back massage and worked on editing her next interview. "It's absolutely terrible. Even CNN at least gave us the questions holistically in advance. These chauvinist pigs at Fox are completely taking advantage of a very strong, competent, fragile woman of color. Holistically disgraceful!"

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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While several aides have reportedly tried to calm Kamala down with offerings of Jack Daniels and Pinot Grigio, she has remained defiant. 

"Joe never had to do anything like this! I shouldn't either!" Kamala shouted at Gayle Quare, a purple-haired intern. "Where's my shot glass??"

At publishing time, Kamala had demanded that the media atone for their heinous deed by applying some heat to Donald Trump instead of always picking on her like they do all the time

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7 hours ago, Scouts Honor said:

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Its not nice to call salad stupid.  Not everyone can be jello.

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48 minutes ago, Offthemat said:

 

Harris Complains She Was Not Informed The Interview Would Include Questions
POLITICS· Oct 17, 2024 · BabylonBee.com 
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to her testy interview last night, presidential candidate Kamala Harris has stepped forward to accuse Fox News of journalistic malpractice, claiming that the media company never informed her the interview would include questions. 

According to Harris, the interview constituted an ambush unlike any she has ever faced in her legal or political career.

"Holistically speaking, me and my team, we were holistically not informed that this interview would include questions," Harris said as several journalists from ABC gave her a back massage and worked on editing her next interview. "It's absolutely terrible. Even CNN at least gave us the questions holistically in advance. These chauvinist pigs at Fox are completely taking advantage of a very strong, competent, fragile woman of color. Holistically disgraceful!"

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
0:53
/
1:28
 
 
 
 
 
Law Enforcement Hiring Increased in 2023 Following Years of Decline
 

While several aides have reportedly tried to calm Kamala down with offerings of Jack Daniels and Pinot Grigio, she has remained defiant. 

"Joe never had to do anything like this! I shouldn't either!" Kamala shouted at Gayle Quare, a purple-haired intern. "Where's my shot glass??"

At publishing time, Kamala had demanded that the media atone for their heinous deed by applying some heat to Donald Trump instead of always picking on her like they do all the time

You win the internet.   There is a 83% chance this could have happened lol 

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2 hours ago, mspart said:

Yah, that's pretty funny!   Babylon Bee strikes again!

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For a second.  First paragraph or so I googled is it real lol.   It gets clearly fake further on but behind closed doors so much of this is plausible.  

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On 10/18/2024 at 2:07 PM, Offthemat said:

 

Harris Complains She Was Not Informed The Interview Would Include Questions
POLITICS· Oct 17, 2024 · BabylonBee.com 
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to her testy interview last night, presidential candidate Kamala Harris has stepped forward to accuse Fox News of journalistic malpractice, claiming that the media company never informed her the interview would include questions. 

According to Harris, the interview constituted an ambush unlike any she has ever faced in her legal or political career.

"Holistically speaking, me and my team, we were holistically not informed that this interview would include questions," Harris said as several journalists from ABC gave her a back massage and worked on editing her next interview. "It's absolutely terrible. Even CNN at least gave us the questions holistically in advance. These chauvinist pigs at Fox are completely taking advantage of a very strong, competent, fragile woman of color. Holistically disgraceful!"

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
0:53
/
1:28
 
 
 
 
 
Law Enforcement Hiring Increased in 2023 Following Years of Decline
 

While several aides have reportedly tried to calm Kamala down with offerings of Jack Daniels and Pinot Grigio, she has remained defiant. 

"Joe never had to do anything like this! I shouldn't either!" Kamala shouted at Gayle Quare, a purple-haired intern. "Where's my shot glass??"

At publishing time, Kamala had demanded that the media atone for their heinous deed by applying some heat to Donald Trump instead of always picking on her like they do all the time

 

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