JuanMogen

Schultz didn’t lay an egg, he laid on the ground like an egg. Never seen less activity from a wrestler, and I watched Mesenbrink v Amine during the season.

Most votes going to Our Heavenly Father by the looks of things.

Nailed it.

That is really impressive and well deserved. Cornell is cool. Lehigh is cool. Little Rock is cool too. Cornell is in good company being cool with those other teams.

No, DC. Starocci was not healthy.

Rocco Welsh has never smiled in his life. He’s from Waynesburg, so I understand.

Brooks got his underhooks from the Holy Spirit. Where'd Hidley get his underhooks? Some club coach?

Got Duke in the team race for second.

Congratulations to Penn State's 141 pound back up for taking third at 149 by winning 7 straight.

I think his coaching is ok, but its the way he won't stop running his mouth that gets me.

I have never seen somebody do less in a match than what I just saw with Schultz. He makes Lewan look like Mesenbrink on meth.

What's the difference? I have Garvin up 7-4 right now. My world, my rules.

Gotta give Levi credit. He won in such commanding, dominating fashion that he got a pin. Not even close.

And if Bartlett gets another pin in the finals?

Penn State’s going to lose the team race when Aaron Brooks walks out carrying a 400 pound crucifix on his back, gets DQ’d, doesn’t feel like he honored the lord properly, and has Kerkvliet flog him in the center of the mat as penance. They start docking team points for every crack of the whip. Even in his weakened state, security can’t get a takedown to remove him. He’ll still be digging holy underhooks with bloody arms and sprawling with those heavy hips of his, hidden under his Christlike loin cloth (loses another team point for “straps down” on the mat on account of loin cloths not having straps…cheesy call by Angel Rivera). Final team score for Penn State: -32 Iowa still doesn’t get a trophy.

Well, this was a fun thread. What’s next?

You’ll somehow figure out how to lose both. That’s kind of Iowa’s thing these days.

You must only be 90% Jesus. I’ll pray for you.

Need to just own up to our mistakes sometime. How'd our 17's end up?

Damnit. I meant to write skullet. I know better than this.

That Michigan trainer has been there for years. Legendary mullet.

Look how hard they're ducking interviews with Brooks and Kerk. Heathens.

Put on his crown of thorns too tight.

Got my fingers crossed.

"Not again" - Andonian