JuanMogen

I plan on leaving a pair of men's size 48 tighty-whities on the mat and retiring as a fan of the sport.

Shane likes Vision Quest. Good enough for me.

That Nolf call is burnt into my brain. The nicely-tanned Hidley cried after the match because he realized the universe conspired against him.

Will Lewan picks off #2 and keeps it to 1 point vs #1. I’m seeing a Lewan v Blockhus NCAA final. Lewan wins when Blockhus gets so frustrated by the inactivity he throws a punch and gets DQ’d.

Really? You don't think Real Woods wants to add a chapter titled "That Time I Got Thrown to my Back Twice by a Freshman and My Only Offense was a Kimura Attempt"?

Tough for Lemley to get the pin after being Kimura'd.

The refs are on my side. No DQ.

Beating Lewan at wrestling is like beating a wall at tennis. Both are equally active too.

Keith Stearns was only a champ because he had no competition.

That's a blow out for Lewan.

That IS a tech fall in Will Lewan's book.

I got Lewan winning by tech fall.

Jax Forrest

I just checked the results, and it says that Braeden Davis won. I'll go double check for you.

I remember a time when Iowa was considered a good team and didn't drop their first three matches.

Somehow in a single post I can tell you're over 50. Strong suspicion you're bald and fat too, but I'm not willing to commit to that just yet. I like to be fair (like the ref in the 125 pound match).

I apologize for my previous comment. I'm new here. I thought the fans in this place knew the rules. My mistake.

Wasn't a takedown against Braeden Davis no matter how much you want it to be.

Cael, Cody, and Casey.

While Jore Volk was busy losing to one of South Dakota State's many Tanners.

In the Penn State v. Ohio State match, the most interesting match is probably Bartlett vs Mendez. This is so unpredictable. I'm going to lean on Bartlett wrestling a lot like a better Cole Matthews. Bartlett will win 4-1, which for him is like a tech fall. It'll be a takedown with 5 seconds left, which is a lot of time left for Beau. Next most interesting - Bouzakis will try to go big on Nagao while Nagao is doing his dangerous rolly-poly antics. If Bouzakis can catch him, he'll win. If he can't, he'll be on the bottom with two legs in getting hit with that always hilarious stall call when a leg rider has his opponent flattened, face planted, eating the short curly hairs off of the mat. The ref says "I need to see a little more out of you, bottom" while he's having the worst moment of his life and multiple cameras filming it. Tell me a funnier thing in this sport - you can't. To continue to rank the most interesting - Feldman is on an upswing, but he's probably going to get run over by Sleepy DanGreg Kerkfleet. Kerk will take his night cap off, put down his cuddly teddy bear, lumber on out to the mat of proceed to catch Feldman's legs from about 8 feet away somehow. Braeden Davis will probably walk over McCrone and never crack a smile. Who else has a chip on their shoulder on Penn State's roster? Carter is the only other one. Kasak is really good, and I don't think we've fully seen it yet. D'Emilio doesn't strike me as a good litmus test. Kasak could win or lose, and I won't feel like I know where he ends up. D'Emilio is just too tough to read as to where he stands. He's 18-6? Nobody wrestles that much anymore, unfortunately. He's probably wearing down, not building up. Or David Evans will come out to the mat, and everything I just said still applies. Mitch will push for a tech. Did somebody call him a name? He wrestles like somebody talked trash about him or his mom, or something. Levi is going to have his "break out performance" of 2024 and show us that he was starting slow intentionally. Getting ready to peak for NCAAs. Bernard will spam sweep singles until one or three of them stick. StarRocky (no space) will give Welsh nothing to smile about, which is convenient since he doesn't ever smile jsut like Braeden Davis. Brooks will says his morning prayers, may be with Cael, and let the fire of the Lord run through his veins and fuel him to as many bonus points as he wants. I don't know anything. I'm a complete moron, but I feel better now having posted this. Thanks for listening.

Oh god, the head kick that puts him out is going to be replayed over and over.

I think he'd be fine with it either way. Too busy teching the top 10 and giving Maryland's coach a piece of his mind.

I got Michigan beating Iowa. I know they do their best to find ways to lose, much like Iowa State, but maybe they'll drop the fart hammer come Friday and get the Brandseses' blood pressure up to record numbers.

Iowa better pin their first four because its going to get dirt nasty the deeper into this match they go. For Penn State: 157 #1 Levi 165 (should be) #1 Mitchel 174 #1 Star Rocky 187 #4ish Bernard True Axe is their "weakest" guy matching up against their weakest guy, unless they pull Gabraham Arnold. 197 #1 Aaron and the Holy Trinity Heavy boys - #1 Sleepy Greg. So in my eyes, which do not lie, it goes #1, #1, #1, easy match, #1, #1. At least Iowa matches up pretty well in the first 4 matches. That could blow up in their face early in this dual assuming they start at 125.