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Castro was giving a speech to a crowd of people one day, and was praising Marx.

A vendor walking down the aisles is saying "peanuts...popcorn."

Then Castro continued his speech, and started to praise Lenin.

The same man continued, "peanuts...popcorn."

Again, Castro continued his speech, and once again...the same man, started saying "peanuts...popcorn" again.

By this time, Castro was furious.

"Whoever is saying 'peanuts, popcorn' come forward and I will kick you from here to Miami.

The entire crowd started shouting "PEANUTS! POPCORN!"🤣

 

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Show no mercy to a subdued foe, for if he recover himself he will show you no mercy.
-Saadi Shirazi

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An elementary school teacher was talking about the October Revolution, and said "raise your hand if you have a picture of Lenin on the wall."

Everyone rose their hands except for one boy.

"Why didn't you raise your hand?" the teacher asks.

"They live by the walls of the room, I live in the center."

 

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Kinda reminds you of Orwell’s 1984, doesn’t it? Eyes everywhere - not to see the people’s problems, but to watch👁️‍🗨️ the people.

Show no mercy to a subdued foe, for if he recover himself he will show you no mercy.
-Saadi Shirazi

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