August Wesley update - Hall of Famer!

[Tripnsweep]

12 minutes ago, Saylors_Tiny_Willie said:

The saddest little bracket in history.

Even more sad if she won by default. 

[Jason Bryant]

Even more sad if she won by default. 

Beat her teammate on points twice.

[Tripnsweep]

7 minutes ago, Jason Bryant said:

Beat her teammate on points twice.

So she has scored a point in a match before. I guess that takes her out of the running for the hall of fame that Wesley is in. 

[1032004]

17 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

So she has scored a point in a match before. I guess that takes her out of the running for the hall of fame that Wesley is in. 

Who is this Eve person?  Never heard of her before this thread 

[Tripnsweep]

13 minutes ago, 1032004 said:

Who is this Eve person?  Never heard of her before this thread 

She's basically a wannabe wrestler. The saga of Eve Berrington is just parts sad, shame and unabashedly lying to gain followers, attention, and anything she can from anyone who might believe she's talented at anything. 

She kind of saw that if she hyped herself on social media enough and is a solid 5 with some dumb tattoos, she could possibly fool people into thinking she's an athlete. She's gone to the US Open for the better part of the last decade, usually on somebody else's dime, and has never won a match, much less scored a single point. The high/low light of this was when she hired or scammed a camera crew into following her around for a documentary when she was at the open one year, where she wrestled like a combined 40 seconds in both of her matches. The reality is she would be a scrub on the JV level of wrestling. She's like August in a lot of ways because if anyone says anything bad about her, people, like what happened here, will come defend her. 

If you listen to her bio or read it, she says she got her start doing underground fights, but the truth most likely is she did girl on girl "wrestling" videos for money. 

If you search for "Eve Berrington wrestling" on YouTube you'll probably find the match she lost by tech fall to Mallory Velte in 10 seconds. 

So that's a pretty basic explanation of who Eve Berrington is. 

[MPhillips]

1 hour ago, Tripnsweep said:

So that's a pretty basic explanation of who Eve Berrington is. 

Yes. That covers it.

[Tripnsweep]

7 minutes ago, MPhillips said:

Yes. That covers it.

I don't think I left anything out. 

Oh yeah Eve Berrington also somehow conned her way into being the women's wrestling coach at San Lorenzo Valley High in Santa Cruz. From all accounts she has no idea what she's doing. 

[MPhillips]

1 minute ago, Tripnsweep said:

I don't think I left anything out. 

Nor do I...

[Saylors_Tiny_Willie]

4 hours ago, Tripnsweep said:

I don't think I left anything out. 

Oh yeah Eve Berrington also somehow conned her way into being the women's wrestling coach at San Lorenzo Valley High in Santa Cruz. From all accounts she has no idea what she's doing. 

Her tragicomedic musical 'career' would like a word.

She makes Yoko Ono sound good.

Edited May 30 by Saylors_Tiny_Willie

[1032004]

6 hours ago, Tripnsweep said:

She's basically a wannabe wrestler. The saga of Eve Berrington is just parts sad, shame and unabashedly lying to gain followers, attention, and anything she can from anyone who might believe she's talented at anything. 

She kind of saw that if she hyped herself on social media enough and is a solid 5 with some dumb tattoos, she could possibly fool people into thinking she's an athlete. She's gone to the US Open for the better part of the last decade, usually on somebody else's dime, and has never won a match, much less scored a single point. The high/low light of this was when she hired or scammed a camera crew into following her around for a documentary when she was at the open one year, where she wrestled like a combined 40 seconds in both of her matches. The reality is she would be a scrub on the JV level of wrestling. She's like August in a lot of ways because if anyone says anything bad about her, people, like what happened here, will come defend her. 

If you listen to her bio or read it, she says she got her start doing underground fights, but the truth most likely is she did girl on girl "wrestling" videos for money. 

If you search for "Eve Berrington wrestling" on YouTube you'll probably find the match she lost by tech fall to Mallory Velte in 10 seconds. 

So that's a pretty basic explanation of who Eve Berrington is. 

 

4 hours ago, Tripnsweep said:

I don't think I left anything out. 

Oh yeah Eve Berrington also somehow conned her way into being the women's wrestling coach at San Lorenzo Valley High in Santa Cruz. From all accounts she has no idea what she's doing. 

Wrestling for a decade and still having no idea what you’re doing is a pretty impressive feat.

[Tripnsweep]

25 minutes ago, 1032004 said:

 

Wrestling for a decade and still having no idea what you’re doing is a pretty impressive feat.

It's like if August himself was being channeled by Eve Berrington

[1032004]

14 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

It's like if August himself was being channeled by Eve Berrington

August’s son appears to be (have been?) a pretty decent wrestler, so I do think if not for all the lying he is qualified to be a high school coach.  Eve, maybe not.

[Tripnsweep]

10 minutes ago, 1032004 said:

August’s son appears to be (have been?) a pretty decent wrestler, so I do think if not for all the lying he is qualified to be a high school coach.  Eve, maybe not.

I know August is reading this, so I think it's funny that he's getting all bent out of shape but won't come here except in sock puppet form to defend himself. 

[1032004]

27 minutes ago, Tripnsweep said:

I know August is reading this, so I think it's funny that he's getting all bent out of shape but won't come here except in sock puppet form to defend himself. 

The NAIAHF banquet is next weekend in Green Bay, is anyone here going (other than August)?

[Tripnsweep]

2 minutes ago, 1032004 said:

The NAIAHF banquet is next weekend in Green Bay, is anyone here going (other than August)?

I wonder if his certificate or whatever that proves his native American heritage is written in crayon. 

[Tripnsweep]

[HarryConnickJr]

3 hours ago, 1032004 said:

The NAIAHF banquet is next weekend in Green Bay, is anyone here going (other than August)?

I live about in the area… I might have to check it out. I had to tell my wife about this thread, when that Netflix show about the HS team on ESPN aired, I told her the story of August Wesley then and said he comes up again every few years and voila

3 hours ago, 1032004 said:

[Tripnsweep]

10 hours ago, HarryConnickJr said:

I live about in the area… I might have to check it out. I had to tell my wife about this thread, when that Netflix show about the HS team on ESPN aired, I told her the story of August Wesley then and said he comes up again every few years and voila

If he could I think he would pull a Bishop Sycamore. 

[jross]

On 5/30/2025 at 6:44 PM, Tripnsweep said:

I coach 12U baseball.  This kid hits 300ft and pitches 70+ mph from 46 feet.  The equivalent to 92+mph from MLB distance.