Coolest Names of Competitors at the US Open

[Wrasslin]

You may or may not be good at wrestling, but having a good name helps! 

Top 10 Dude names - any division in order of awesomeness- I'll let you guys supply the quips. . .

1. Rowdy Angst
2. Maverick Gallup
3. Thunder Beard
4. Warrior Bundra
5. Lytning Hazen
6. JJ Jump
7. Carter Booze
8. De'Alcapon Veazy
9. Benjamin Calamari
10. EZanderEarl Garrido

Top 3 woman names- any division:

1. Tirza Twoteeth
2. Nixie Schooler
3. Remington LaFlamme

HONERABLE MENTIONS: Nehemiah Andronic, Archito Aragon II, Nash Banko, Kixten Barney, Kwasi Bonsu, Joseph Breedlove, Daniel Clingenpeel, Jaymar Custodio, Kal-El Fluckinger, Dakota Frogge, Ames-Michael Hoevker (European land barron), Brodi Neighbor, Keaton Overcast, Cole Rebels, Nolan Savage

[ionel]

21 minutes ago, Wrasslin said:

You may or may not be good at wrestling, but having a good name helps! 

Top 10 Dude names - any division in order of awesomeness- I'll let you guys supply the quips. . .

1. Rowdy Angst
2. Maverick Gallup
3. Thunder Beard
4. Warrior Bundra
5. Lytning Hazen
6. JJ Jump
7. Carter Booze
8. De'Alcapon Veazy
9. Benjamin Calamari
10. EZanderEarl Garrido

Top 3 woman names- any division:

1. Tirza Twoteeth
2. Nixie Schooler
3. Remington LaFlamme

HONERABLE MENTIONS: Nehemiah Andronic, Archito Aragon II, Nash Banko, Kixten Barney, Kwasi Bonsu, Joseph Breedlove, Daniel Clingenpeel, Jaymar Custodio, Kal-El Fluckinger, Dakota Frogge, Ames-Michael Hoevker (European land barron), Brodi Neighbor, Keaton Overcast, Cole Rebels, Nolan Savage

Ben Mower was there no?  

[Hammerlock3]

Do you think in India there is a wrestler named Pindjur Mom?

[Eagle26]

Don’t know if he was at the open, but Rowdy Neighbor needs mentioned 

[Wrasslin]

 Lol! I'm sure there is! Although he or she (same haircut either way) probably goes by Pindjur Pindjur Mom Mom! 

[Interviewed_at_Weehawken]

As parents get more and more "inventive" with names, we are going to see this more frequently.

I am nearly certain that before my career comes to an end that I will encounter a student athlete named Khaleesi for instance.

Already see a lot of Cael, Brady, Cristiano, and don't even get me started on the girls named "Madison." (Not considered a feminine name until after the movie "Splash" debuted in 1984)

 

[Jim L]

16 hours ago, Wrasslin said:

You may or may not be good at wrestling, but having a good name helps! 

Top 10 Dude names - any division in order of awesomeness- I'll let you guys supply the quips. . .

1. Rowdy Angst
2. Maverick Gallup
3. Thunder Beard
4. Warrior Bundra
5. Lytning Hazen
6. JJ Jump
7. Carter Booze
8. De'Alcapon Veazy
9. Benjamin Calamari
10. EZanderEarl Garrido

Top 3 woman names- any division:

1. Tirza Twoteeth
2. Nixie Schooler
3. Remington LaFlamme

HONERABLE MENTIONS: Nehemiah Andronic, Archito Aragon II, Nash Banko, Kixten Barney, Kwasi Bonsu, Joseph Breedlove, Daniel Clingenpeel, Jaymar Custodio, Kal-El Fluckinger, Dakota Frogge, Ames-Michael Hoevker (European land barron), Brodi Neighbor, Keaton Overcast, Cole Rebels, Nolan Savage

I really thought these were joke names that you were suggesting for future wrestlers to use. Looks like an AI generated list of cool wrestling names.  I had to google multiple names before I truly believed they are all legit names

[jross]

...shadows of the toughest freshmen by name

 

[jross]

Starters by heritage is interesting...

 

[jross]

https://www.cracked.com/article_14982_the-9-manliest-names-in-world.html

#1 Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The Name:
 Holy ! Just ... holy .

Fightmaster is the kind of name we all wish we were born with. And, the irony is that it's the one name that will prevent you from ever having to actually fight anybody. If you ever get into a scuffle at a bar, before the fists start swinging, people would pull the other guy back shouting, "No you fool! He's Max Fightmaster! Think about this for a second!"

Max Fightmaster. Holy .

The Man:
Look, we know you probably don't believe us but we promise you there is a real, actual guy called Max Fightmaster. He was mentioned on CBS News in an article about the Iraq war.

We know, it blew our damn minds, as well. You think, sure, he's talking to the news and he just makes up a fake name, like the e-mail Bill O'Reilly read on the air from "Jack Mehoffer." But no, we looked him up and he's a real guy. He also has a MySpace, although it's set to private, denying casual browsers the insight into what Fightmaster gets up to day-to-day. However, we like to think it's probably something completely f*king awesome.

Does He Live Up to It?
Max Fightmaster is also in the army, or at least he was in 2003. The awesome part? His rank: Staff Sergeant.

This means Max's full name and title is STAFF SGT. MAX FIGHTMASTER. That is the manliest name on the planet. Hands down, bar none. Just saying that name will put hair on your chest. Even if you're a woman.

Girls, please don't say Max's name out loud.

The Only Way It Could Have Been Manlier:
Where do you go when your name is already Staff Sgt. Max F*cking Fightmaster?

Oh, wait, there you go. Just make "F*cking" an official part of the name. We think it's almost impossible to say the name without it anyway.

Edited 4 hours ago by jross
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