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America's nightmare is over. Taylor Swift put the Kansas City Chiefs on her back and dragged them to the Super Bowl in two weeks. And to think the NFL had the *AUDACITY* to tell her that *SHE* had to pay *THEM* for a Super Bowl appearance, as if!!!


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8 minutes ago, MPhillips said:

A Kansas City Chief...:classic_dry:

Hater in the building! I was super pumped when I cashed in my bet for Taylor Kelce to score the first touchdown at +950 and when she broke Jerry Rice's all time postseason receptions record that's when I knew Travis Swift was the GOAT of all tight ends

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1 hour ago, bnwtwg said:

Hater in the building! I was super pumped when I cashed in my bet for Taylor Kelce to score the first touchdown at +950 and when she broke Jerry Rice's all time postseason receptions record that's when I knew Travis Swift was the GOAT of all tight ends

You're so witty.

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1 hour ago, headshuck said:

Jason Kelce and Taylor Kelce will have more airtime than Bud Light.

Jason Kelce will only appear in Labatt Blue commercials. They owe him $600k according to the internet. And as all Swifties know the internet never lies. Never, ever, ever!

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7 million pages about Spencer Lee's knees and yet none of you cowards will talk about how Daton Fix and Taylor Swift should be the _greatest_silver_medalists ever!

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