Brands update interview

[headshuck]

“It’s so different,” Brands said. “The challenge was the same every year. The battle was in-state. The battle was Big Ten and regional. The battle was national. The battle was planet Earth. If they would’ve found life out there, then the battle would be have been universal. But since that isn’t happening, the battle is buying as many recruits as possible to stay in the trophy hunt.”



This post entirely fictional. We’ve sure come a long way these past couple decades.

[ionel]

Is it true Tommie sent the spaceship to a far away galaxy to bring back a load of kryptonite?

[headshuck]

Apparently the only predator to a Nittany Lion is to prey on their young cubs. Yep, it all comes back to recruiting.

[Ohio Elite]

10 hours ago, ionel said:

Is it true Tommie sent the spaceship to a far away galaxy to bring back a load of kryptonite?

It's possible.

[bnwtwg]

16 hours ago, headshuck said:

Apparently the only predator to a Nittany Lion is to prey on their young cubs. Yep, it all comes back to recruiting.

The Nevills cubs were a delicious snack that Carl placed at the predator's sacrificial shrine