Dog Days

[jackwebster]

It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts! I could cook things in it! A little crotch pot cooking!

I can't bring myself to go outside, but there are dogs to walk, errands to run, chores to do. Then, eureka, I found a fix: three matches that will make bursting into flames sound pretty, pretty, pretty good.

I challenge all to watch all three in one go. If you can't, tell me when you tap out and grab the weed-eater.

[Hammerlock3]

those were all really boring matches right? I remember the middle one in particular being gross with both sides trying to win on a locked hands call...

I don't mind pointing out the rivalry its cool regardless

[jackwebster]

4 hours ago, Hammerlock3 said:

those were all really boring matches right? I remember the middle one in particular being gross with both sides trying to win on a locked hands call...

I don't mind pointing out the rivalry its cool regardless

Yeah, but I suppose Good Morning Vietnam, CYE, and slagging Daton Fix have fallen out of style 

[Hammerlock3]

2 hours ago, jackwebster said:

Yeah, but I suppose Good Morning Vietnam, CYE, and slagging Daton Fix have fallen out of style 

can you explain the references? not catching em unfortunately. Is the theme that he got screwed?

[jackwebster]

2 hours ago, Hammerlock3 said:

can you explain the references? not catching em unfortunately. Is the theme that he got screwed?

Re Fix: I was looking out the window, and the landscapers were mowing. It had to be 100+. I started thinking about what could possibly get me out of the AC. Watching the Fix/Suriano again came to mind. 

[bnwtwg]

The dog days of message board summer be like

 

 

[MPhillips]

 

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