Tripnsweep

As u being my friend i will warn about my human being in the telescope. but what i really need to talk to u about is the flying sausage incident i don’t think i talked to u about this but u really should know that i am secretly a flying sausage not only am i a flying sausage but i am THE flying sausage that took the walking cheeseburgers pickles. i need ur help to escape the police men because the only reason i stole his pickles was because i was going through this thing where all i wanted to do was eat PICKLES and my mom wouldn’t buy any. i had no money so i didn’t know what else to do. i walked over to the cheeseurger and took his pickles. apparently thats against the law but i still did it. i already ate the pickles so i can’t return them. i asked bobbyjo to put me in a box and send me to north carolina so i am now in new england i need u to go on a secret mission and go buy me a private jet u see i can not fly anymore so i need someone to send me a private JET NOT A AIRPLANE i already have 2,345 airplanes please do not send me an airplane.please and thank you i hope u can complete my mission.

I appeal to you to think of the first man to ever drink milk from the teat of a cow. I bet he got a lot of flak too, but look at him now, he's a genius isn't he? Now I didn't drink from my dog's anus, but who's to say that I couldn't have found the next milk. The next milk could have been in my dog's anus. It turns out it wasn't. If there's an opposite of milk though, I think I may have found that. I challenge you, each and every one of you to go out there and find the next milk. Whether it be in a cat's ear or a dolphins blowhole or a monster's nose. But if you think it's wrong, if you think the curious should be condemned, well I'm afraid we'll never find the next milk, and that's sad.

What a crazy day. I learned that God has created great things like rainbows and baby bell cheese, but he also created some failures like the genocide in Darfur or the last season of 24. Hey, that rhymes. But one thing's for sure, I know now that God truly is omnipresent because his balls smell like they've been everywhere.

Well, I'm certainly not asking for 100 million freaking dollars. Uh, I really just want an apology and uh, for them to change Mongolian beef to sexual predator beef. I also wouldn't mind my face on their dollar, but that's more of, like a bargaining chip.

https://allthingsliberty.com/2015/07/india-the-last-battle-of-the-american-revolutionary-war/

Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

I think we should try being an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major affairs.

Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

That undergraduate degree from ASU paying for itself.

I'm surprised there aren't more Canadians. I know Matt Gentry was 5th at the Olympics and Gary Bohay was a world medalist for Canada after wrestling at ASU. But I can't think of any others. The one defection/transfer I always thought was strange was Gennady Tulbea who went from Moldova to Monaco. It isn't easy to become a Monegasque citizen unless you have a lot of money. Something coming from a poor country like Moldova seems unlikely.

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.

Langowski from Chicago/NW repped Mexico because his mom was born there. Leigh Jaynes who was a world medalist for the US in 2015 unretired and wrestles for Cabo Verde now. A guy I coached against when he wrestled in high school tried to represent Guam. A guy who wrestled at ASU and is a high school coach around here repped Costa Rica a few times. There are all kinds. You can essentially buy citizenship in Dominica, not the Dominican Republic, or the Bahamas, St. Kitts and Nevis, which is where Dan Bilzerian's dad is basically in exile. I'm sure other countries like St. Lucia, Trinidad and Tobago, have similar schemes. It isn't cheap but it isn't beyond means of normal people. I think for St. Kitts and Nevis it's like $125k. Now if you believe enough in yourself and think you can make it to the Olympics and worlds with little or no support from that country's Olympic committee or national federation then go for it.

Rather not say. I know one was offered decent money by another country, not a particularly strong wrestling country, and rejected it in favor of staying competing for the US. If it helps, both athletes I referred to are no longer competing. I think the best either of them did at the trials was 4th. I also know somebody who made a move to wrestle for another country and he had no problems.

If you drive down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood you'll find all kinds of people who want to wrestle.

I know at least 2 people who rejected wrestling for other countries because of this.

I don't know if it's the same now but Oleg Taktarov once said that guys in the military clubs for wrestling and judo would be incentivized to win by their coaches saying if they didn't win they would get sent to fight in wars going on. Probably Chechnya back then. He gritted out a winning throw on a broken ankle to avoid that.

I like to think of myself as equal opportunity when it comes to that.

He badly injured it carrying his new wife across the threshold.

His name was Eugene Bachemesky or something very Russian. He died a few years ago. He got permanently banned from posting on the old forums. I remember him posting a lot, mainly complaining that his parents moved to the US from Russia and he didn't like it here. He wrestled briefly for Rutgers and some other colleges. He wasn't a superstar or anything. I just remembered stumbling across some old results from the Sunkist Open or NYAC and wondered what he had been up to. Turns out he died.

Larry Langowski did and got a trip to Beijing for it. Also wasn't BIG Russian? Doubt he could prove a family connection to Mexico to get a passport.

Did JC forget to log out of his other profile?

Making the US team is a grind. Not that RBY is afraid of that, but for him with high aspirations, why beat your body up for a possible world championships or Olympics, when you can focus on training for the rest of the world, not just getting through a grueling trials process.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a67113ed-90d0-458e-8621-5f519d2d34fb

Troof.

Then we should start anew.