GreatWhiteNorth Posted February 9, 2023 Posted February 9, 2023 On 1/30/2023 at 10:12 AM, jross said: "Kentucky Chiefs"... REALLY? 1
jross Posted February 13, 2023 Author Posted February 13, 2023 Game is going about the way it was expected except the free defensive touchdown.
jross Posted February 13, 2023 Author Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) Edited February 13, 2023 by jross 1
LJB Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 that is cool and all, but... who are the CHEFS? (great googly moogly)
jross Posted February 13, 2023 Author Posted February 13, 2023 34 minutes ago, LJB said: who are the CHEFS? I will explain real good. The Kentucky Chefs play the exciting and thrilling game of of pigskin run. There are two teams of giant armored warriors that stand on a grassy field. One team (offenders) takes this egg wrapped in pigskin and carry it across the enemy's secret fortresses while avoiding the opposition's army of defenders. The defenders try to crack the egg holder skull by transforming into leaping warrior spears. The offensive warriors and defensive warriors have special powers like turbo boosts and the egg holders sometimes use invisibility cloaks to avoid the leaping warriors spears. The warriors that get the egg in the enemy fortress the most win the games. The Chefs are special cuz they have an egg thrower that can throw the egg over the fortress. They wear the colors of the blood and piss. The Chefs have fans that tomahawk hand chop and moan "Woooooh oh oh Woooooh oh oh Woooooh oh oh Woooooh oh oh" that make the enemy cry. The lady pictures from the Intermat Ads shake their boom boom and make the fannies go vroom vroom.
LJB Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 it came up last night while several wrestling families were totally not watching that game at all... you know... old people and all...
jross Posted February 13, 2023 Author Posted February 13, 2023 I had never heard Bob Nelson's comedy. Splendid. 1
LJB Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 19 minutes ago, jross said: I had never heard Bob Nelson's comedy. Splendid. dangerfield HBO specials form the mid 80s... there were some gems...
Nailbender Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 Pretty sure I had that exact same helmet as a kid.
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