Trumps bruised hand theory

[headshuck]

All the world leaders know Trump is an aggressive hand shaker. Putin may have been working on his death grip for the summit. That followed up by a day of shaking hands with a dozen allies also trying to match his handshake. Do you think the admin is going to issue a statement that Trumps hand was bruised by Putin and a bunch of allies?

[Caveira]

4 minutes ago, headshuck said:

All the world leaders know Trump is an aggressive hand shaker. Putin may have been working on his death grip for the summit. That followed up by a day of shaking hands with a dozen allies also trying to match his handshake. Do you think the admin is going to issue a statement that Trumps hand was bruised by Putin and a bunch of allies?

I think Rv will say it’s confirmation he has a skin eating disease and it’s going to fatal.  

[reversaloffortune]

He is an old man and bruises easily.  Not much more to it.

[red viking]

34 minutes ago, reversaloffortune said:

He is an old man and bruises easily.  Not much more to it.

Yah, that's what I was thinking. The idea that it's because of his killer death grip handshake is laughable but doesn't surprise me. @JimmySpeaks probably prescribes to that dumb theory. 

[Caveira]

16 minutes ago, red viking said:

Yah, that's what I was thinking. The idea that it's because of his killer death grip handshake is laughable but doesn't surprise me. @JimmySpeaks probably prescribes to that dumb theory. 

What is your theory?

[red viking]

30 minutes ago, Caveira said:

What is your theory?

Can you read? I agreed w reversal. 

[JimmySpeaks]

1 hour ago, red viking said:

Yah, that's what I was thinking. The idea that it's because of his killer death grip handshake is laughable but doesn't surprise me. @JimmySpeaks probably prescribes to that dumb theory. 

According to you he’s losing his flesh.  Carry on with those dumb theories. 

[WrestlingRasta]

The thing I find interesting about the handshake theory is two fold. 1) If it is because of Trump’s strong aggressive hand shaking, wouldn’t it be the other person’s hand that is bruising? And 2) if we are to believe it is due to hand shaking, wouldn’t the bottom of the hand be bruising, where the strength of four fingers is squeezing, as opposed to the area of the hand the gets just the thumb?  Or are we to believe that the thumb is more powerful than the four fingers combined. 

Edited 3 hours ago by WrestlingRasta

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