Predicting the next scandal

[Mr. PeanutButter]

Because you can bet your glazed buns this carnival ride ain't over.

A few ideas:

Kerk, the seemingly quiet, calm, down to earth and chill guy is actually the Scranton strangler

Kasak "Beef" is actually reconstituted embryonic and placental matter - Rich in electrolytes, stem cells, and race horse grade HGH

Casey Cunningham fined $250,000 in late library fees 

OKST forfeits all scholarships for 2 seasons cuz of recruiting violations

Richie Figs discovered to be the kingpin of a massive regional poaching, illegal fishing, and unsanctioned fracking operation. 

A wrestler gets shot by his teammate in Iowa City, again.

Spencer Lee gets popped for PEDs (anyone who has seen enough of my posts knows I'm a huge fan, but I had to pretend to be fair in starting this thread. Plus, I've been a little nervous ever since he started working with the trening, ahem, I mean, treigning, lab)

[Spencerlee]

OSU 

[Jimmy Cinnabon]

Luke Lilledahl arrested by masked ICE agents for being an illegal Swedish immigrant. 

[Saylors_Tiny_Willie]

The Brands brothers come out as a drag act.

[ionel]

8 hours ago, Mr. PeanutButter said:

Because you can bet your glazed buns this carnival ride ain't over.

Mr. PB is actually Trans Mayonnaise 

PortaJohn is really a Bidet

Jimmy C changed his name from Brad Pancake

flyingcement is a pet rock

[MPhillips]

2 minutes ago, ionel said:

flyingcement is a pet rock

Still beloved and adorable. Better packaging. Branding. Probably a catchy theme song...

[ionel]

Just now, MPhillips said:

Still beloved and adorable. Better packaging. Branding. Probably a catchy theme song...

... Porta ... ahh er ... I mean Bidet is working on the song as we type  

[Griff the BullRam]

Cael's birth certificate reveals that his legal name is actually Carl