Predicting the next scandal

[Mr. PeanutButter]

Because you can bet your glazed buns this carnival ride ain't over.

A few ideas:

Kerk, the seemingly quiet, calm, down to earth and chill guy is actually the Scranton strangler

Kasak "Beef" is actually reconstituted embryonic and placental matter - Rich in electrolytes, stem cells, and race horse grade HGH

Casey Cunningham fined $250,000 in late library fees 

OKST forfeits all scholarships for 2 seasons cuz of recruiting violations

Richie Figs discovered to be the kingpin of a massive regional poaching, illegal fishing, and unsanctioned fracking operation. 

A wrestler gets shot by his teammate in Iowa City, again.

Spencer Lee gets popped for PEDs (anyone who has seen enough of my posts knows I'm a huge fan, but I had to pretend to be fair in starting this thread. Plus, I've been a little nervous ever since he started working with the trening, ahem, I mean, treigning, lab)

[Spencerlee]

OSU 

[Jimmy Cinnabon]

Luke Lilledahl arrested by masked ICE agents for being an illegal Swedish immigrant. 

[Saylors_Tiny_Willie]

The Brands brothers come out as a drag act.

[ionel]

8 hours ago, Mr. PeanutButter said:

Because you can bet your glazed buns this carnival ride ain't over.

Mr. PB is actually Trans Mayonnaise 

PortaJohn is really a Bidet

Jimmy C changed his name from Brad Pancake

flyingcement is a pet rock

[MPhillips]

2 minutes ago, ionel said:

flyingcement is a pet rock

Still beloved and adorable. Better packaging. Branding. Probably a catchy theme song...

[ionel]

Just now, MPhillips said:

Still beloved and adorable. Better packaging. Branding. Probably a catchy theme song...

... Porta ... ahh er ... I mean Bidet is working on the song as we type  

[Griff the BullRam]

Cael's birth certificate reveals that his legal name is actually Carl

[NotThatDave]

23 hours ago, Griff the BullRam said:

Cael's birth certificate reveals that his legal name is actually Carl

It's probably spelled correctly, but we've all been saying it incorrectly the entire time. It's actually pronounced like "Kyle."

Then we get a whole Garry, Jerry, Barry, Larry, Terry storyline...
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