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Does the nurse treat your old man

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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What a laugh


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Songwriters: Ian Anderson
Cheap Day Return lyrics © BMG Rights Management

D3

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Track 4... Mother Goose

Written by Ian Anderson

(Good one!)

D3

Edited by D3 for LU

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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As I did walk by Hampstead Fair

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

I came upon Mother Goose
So I turned her loose--
She was screaming

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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And a foreign student said to me
Was it really true
There are elephants, lions too
In Piccadilly Circus?

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Walked down by the bathing pond
To try and catch some sun
Saw at least a hundred school girls
Sobbing into handkerchiefs as one

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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I don't believe they knew
I was a schoolboy

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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And a bearded lady said to me
If you start your raving
And your misbehaving
You'll be sorry

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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And the chicken fancier came to play
With his long red beard
And his sister's weird--
She drives a lorry

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Laughed down by the putting green
I popped 'em in their holes

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Four and twenty labourers were labouring
And digging up their gold

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

I don't believe they knew
That I was Long John Silver

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds
In his jet black mac
Which he won't give back--
Stole it from a snowman

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

As I did walk by Hampstead Fair
I came upon Mother Goose
So I turned her loose--
She was screaming

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Walked down by the bathing pond
To try and catch some sun

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Must have been least a hundred school girls
Sobbing into handkerchiefs as one

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

I don't believe they knew
I was a schoolboy

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D3

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Track 5 on the 1st side...

Wond'ring Aloud

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D3

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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