Caveira Posted March 7 Posted March 7 Trump stood tall, pointing at the charts. "Folks, the stock market—look, it goes up, it goes down, but believe me, it’s all very legal, very cool. No Armageddon, no disaster, just a little hiccup, maybe the best hiccup we’ve ever seen!" The crowd roared. "Fake news says ‘oh no, numbers bad!’ but trust me, numbers love me. Bigly. Tremendous bounce coming. Bing bong, stock go zoom, everyone wins!" Behind him, the ticker flashed a sea of red, but Trump just grinned. "Rocket ships, folks! Any day now!"
Offthemat Posted March 7 Posted March 7 How often have you noticed the stock market going up on bad news or down on good news?
RockLobster Posted March 7 Posted March 7 1 hour ago, Offthemat said: How often have you noticed the stock market going up on bad news or down on good news? During hiccups. And, Bigly, before tremendous bounces. Sometimes on bing bong, stock go zoom, everyone wins. Make no mistake - I know my stock stuff.
mspart Posted March 7 Posted March 7 16 hours ago, RockLobster said: During hiccups. And, Bigly, before tremendous bounces. Sometimes on bing bong, stock go zoom, everyone wins. Make no mistake - I know my stock stuff. So says the red bottom feeder crustacean. mspart
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