Why can't Cael coach an undefeated four timer?

[peanut]

So Cael's an undefeated four timer, and he coached two four timers -- but why can't he coach an undefeated four timer?

[MadMardigain]

Maybe they realized in bible study that only Jesus was perfect?

 

(Not helping my place in the after life with that one)

[wrestle87]

This is one of the best troll posts I've come across in a while.

[mad_rascal]

20 minutes ago, wrestle87 said:

This is one of the best troll posts I've come across in a while.

Not really

[wrestle87]

1 minute ago, mad_rascal said:

Not really

Yeah, really, it's the wrestling equivalent of asking "why can't XXX baseball manager coach a pitcher to a perfect game"

Things have to line up magically in so many ways for what Cael accomplished.  

Dude just crowned TWO 4x wrestlers in the same night.  That's f*cking insane.  

And...Cael, like a good coach, doesn't care about the losses along the way.  NCAA's are what are meaningful, and the rest is just there to practice in different settings. 

[mad_rascal]

1 minute ago, wrestle87 said:

Yeah, really, it's the wrestling equivalent of asking "why can't XXX baseball manager coach a pitcher to a perfect game"

Things have to line up magically in so many ways for what Cael accomplished.  

Dude just crowned TWO 4x wrestlers in the same night.  That's f*cking insane.  

And...Cael, like a good coach, doesn't care about the losses along the way.  NCAA's are what are meaningful, and the rest is just there to practice in different settings. 

So how does that make it a good troll post?

 

[wrestle87]

6 minutes ago, mad_rascal said:

So how does that make it a good troll post?

 

I feel like I'm being asked to explain how water makes you wet...

Edited March 24, 2024 by wrestle87

[mad_rascal]

A good troll post will actually make you think then say, "ahh you little ***duck**er", or something like that. This was just you guys jerking each other off.

[wrestle87]

Just now, mad_rascal said:

A good troll post will actually make you think then say, "ahh you little ***duck**er", or something like that. This was just you guys jerking each other off.

Ah, we have identified the problem.  Excessive #NaCl has been proven by scientists to make troll posts and sarcasm complete invisible to afflicted individuals...

[mad_rascal]

3 minutes ago, wrestle87 said:

Ah, we have identified the problem.  Excessive #NaCl has been proven by scientists to make troll posts and sarcasm complete invisible to afflicted individuals...

No dude, I totally understood the nuance of that post. 

[wrestle87]

1 minute ago, mad_rascal said:

No dude, I totally understood the nuance of that post. 

Sure you weren't blinded by all the salt from all the dudes jerking each other off in here? It's pretty thick...

[mad_rascal]

2 minutes ago, wrestle87 said:

Sure you weren't blinded by all the salt from all the dudes jerking each other off in here? It's pretty thick...

Yeah you're right, this is just weird.

[wrestle87]

[mad_rascal]

I just don't think it's a very good troll post dude. Like literally one of the lowest effort troll posts ever. So I disagreed with your dumb ass statement that it was great one lol. And then you took it weird.

[JimmyCinnabon]

4 hours ago, wrestle87 said:

Yeah, really, it's the wrestling equivalent of asking "why can't XXX baseball manager coach a pitcher to a perfect game"

Things have to line up magically in so many ways for what Cael accomplished.  

Dude just crowned TWO 4x wrestlers in the same night.  That's f*cking insane.  

And...Cael, like a good coach, doesn't care about the losses along the way.  NCAA's are what are meaningful, and the rest is just there to practice in different settings. 

Yeah but I need to know how what Cael accomplished this year is bad for the sport!

[JuanMogen]

4 hours ago, mad_rascal said:

A good troll post will actually make you think then say, "ahh you little ***duck**er", or something like that. This was just you guys jerking each other off.

No it isn’t. 

[Wrestleknownothing]

1 hour ago, JimmyCinnabon said:

Yeah but I need to know how what Cael accomplished this year is bad for the sport!

Setting records is never bad. And those numbers are mind blowing. I think the 100 point margin of victory is most impressive.

But for pure excitement, I prefer 2018. Having the title race come down to a head to head with both the individual and team titles on the line? I still get tingly thinking about it. That it was my first time attending also contributes to the legend for me. Jumping to my feet and thinking "oh no" for a split second before it turned to "oh yes" was awesome. Then watching and rewatching the video ("he's got the chin, he's got the chin") to understand what I just saw has provided years of excitement.

[1032004]

I’m guessing they’ll get one in the next 8 years 

[Ivan Stankowski]

Because his coaching staff doesn’t tell a wrestler when he’s down by one when he thinks it’s tied 

[Wrestleknownothing]

7 minutes ago, Ivan Stankowski said:

Because his coaching staff doesn’t tell a wrestler when he’s down by one when he thinks it’s tied 

Don't you get tired of typing the same thing over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

Never mind, I am tired of this.

[Ivan Stankowski]

13 minutes ago, Wrestleknownothing said:

Don't you get tired of typing the same thing over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

Never mind, I am tired of this.

No no no no no no no no no no no 

[peanut]

2 hours ago, Ivan Stankowski said:

Because his coaching staff doesn’t tell a wrestler when he’s down by one when he thinks it’s tied 

Oh snap!