The cat is you my friend! ionel is an an anagram for Lion-E. Here is the training manual passed on to me through several generations:
1) wait for someone that works at intermat to post the article that says viewing guide for the coming weekend
2) copy it
3) paste it
now we all have our strengths and weaknesses, so I'm interested to see how you fare. @MPhillips is a good copier but a poor paster, and I was the other way around. It looks like you might actually be good at both, but bad at that waiting part. Let's cut a deal - we'll do the waiting - you do the copying and pasting