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Posted
56 minutes ago, StillUndefeated said:

Look, you’re retired, sitting at home and grumbling about everything - I bet the folks at home celebrate every time you step out. Do everyone a favor and come to Iran. Here’s the plan:

First, I’ll feed you some Ghormeh Sabzi; you’re gonna need to fuel up for what’s next. Then we’ll hit up a rally so you can experience a 'Death to America' chant in person. Full VIP treatment.

After that, we’ll swing by Khomeini’s shrine. Word is he specialized in curing the runs. So if the Ghormeh Sabzi hits you a little too fast, maybe you’ll get yourself a small miracle. Then we’ll head to Mashhad, where I’ll personally ask Imam Reza to work on your bigger issues.

Sure, I’m an atheist and you’re not even Muslim, but the Imam doesn’t know what a pair of sneaky bastards we are - maybe he’ll take pity on you and grant a miracle anyway. And even if he doesn't, I once read that prayer doesn't change God, it changes the person praying. Either way, it’s a better vibe than you sitting around grumbling.

So, that’s your physical and mental health sorted for free.

After that, we’ll do a little sightseeing until the war starts. Since the U.S. will probably attack within a month, you’ll have the chance to be the only American soldier on the ground in Tehran. While the U.S. is just doing airstrikes, you’ll be the lone American infantryman in the capital. If Trump heard what you were up to, his mind would be blown.

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In just one month, you’ll go from being a grumpy old man who annoys everyone around him, to a national hero.

Jesus loves you no matter what. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, JimmySpeaks said:

Jesus loves you no matter what. 

Doesn't exist. Grndat is the ONLY God. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, red viking said:

Doesn't exist. Grndat is the ONLY God. 

There’s proof that Jesus existed.  Sorry woke boy 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, JimmySpeaks said:

There’s proof that Jesus existed.  Sorry woke boy 

Yah, as a human. Not as a God u idiot. 

Edited by red viking

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Posted
1 hour ago, JimmySpeaks said:

There’s proof that Jesus existed.  Sorry woke boy 

This is the TRUE GOD!!!

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, red viking said:

Yah, as a human. Not as a God u idiot. 

I said Jesus loves you.  You said he didn’t  exist.  You were wrong idiot. 
btw he still does 

Edited by JimmySpeaks

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Posted
1 hour ago, red viking said:

Yah, as a human. Not as a God u idiot. 

It’s easy to be a none believer when you’re alive.  It won’t be when you die.  Better get ready 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, JimmySpeaks said:

I said Jesus loves you.  You said he didn’t  exist.  You were wrong idiot. 
btw he still does 

He's actually 2,000+ years dead so saying he doesn't exist is technically correct. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, JimmySpeaks said:

It’s easy to be a none believer when you’re alive.  It won’t be when you die.  Better get ready 

You better get ready for grndats wrath. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, red viking said:

You better get ready for grndats wrath. 

Can you get me a copy of his written word?    I’ll trade it for a bible. 

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Posted
Just now, JimmySpeaks said:

Oh I’m ready and waiting.  

You see the picture I posted? You want to take that on? Good luck

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, JimmySpeaks said:

Can you get me a copy of his written word?    I’ll trade it for a bible. 

"Written word" of Jesus came what, 70 years after he died? 

Thought shall worship Grndat, be honest and kind and stand up to evil and corruption. 

Edited by red viking

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Posted
12 minutes ago, red viking said:

"Written word" of Jesus came what, 70 years after he died? 

Thought shall worship Grndat, be honest and kind and stand up to evil and corruption. 

Still waiting for his good book. I’ll even buy it.  You’d think there’d be one to push his greatness.  If no book maybe he has a u tube channel I could check out????

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Posted (edited)
21 minutes ago, red viking said:

You see the picture I posted? You want to take that on? Good luck

Picture?   I think you mean cartoon. 

Edited by JimmySpeaks

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Posted
2 minutes ago, JimmySpeaks said:

Still waiting for his good book. I’ll even buy it.  You’d think there’d be one to push his greatness.  If no book maybe he has a u tube channel I could check out????

Grndat is not a "he." Grndat has no need for genitals or x & y chromosomes. Asexual. 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, red viking said:

Grndat is not a "he." Grndat has no need for genitals or x & y chromosomes. Asexual. 

Trans cartoon

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Posted
14 minutes ago, JimmySpeaks said:

Trans cartoon

Asexual is completely different from trans. Sorry to ruin your fantasy.  Grndat doesn't have sex at all. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, red viking said:

Asexual is completely different from trans. Sorry to ruin your fantasy.  Grndat doesn't have sex at all. 

Cartoons don’t sooooo

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Doublehalf said:

Who is everyone's team they root for? Or which wrestlers will you be following aside from the big names?

WI natives like Sinclair, Hopke, Millard, Mesenbrink and Mirasola. Don't care much which college they actually attend. 

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