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The IOC and UWW are "The Ambiguously Gray Duo." I was going to use logic to try to pretzel out an answer, but that has failed me in the past when trying to decode statements from The Ambiguously Gray Duo.

Maroulis the easy winner against Spain with a nice foot sweep that was lost when the feed went down but found again in the end-of-match replays. Kilty must be waiting for the prescribed time. Her match has been up for 10 minutes now. Gray waiting on a challenge in the match before hers.

Well, I'm going to celebrate the 97 kg Bronze, then. As for new business, Kilty, Maroulis and Gray all up in two on Mats A, B and C.

10-6 AMERICA! Snyder and the Uzbeki both added takedowns. Man that dude is a damn cartoon villain, what I call an "Alley Runner." You see him in an alley, you run.

Takedown and cradle. Captain America back up 8-4!

Challenge won. I did jinx it. Scores now 4-4 with the Uzbeki having criteria.

Oops, jinxed it. Uzbekistan is challenging the call.

6-2 now, and Snyder was lucky that chest wrap of the Uzbeki's counted for 2 and not 4, otherwise it'd be 4-4.

The Uzbeki tried two switches to evade the takedown. Those are our folkstyle moves! Snyder 2-0 at break.

Kyle Frederick Snyder in the hole on Mat B.

Another thought: I remember a couple years ago Iran sent a female team to the Grappling World Championships. That was the first ever, and it hasn't happened since. This was in 2015, and they won some medals. They have won a world belt championship--but I don't even know what that is. Long story short, why aren't they here? Azerbaijan is 97% Muslim by population, Kazakhstan is 72%, Kyrgyzstan is 83%, Turkey is 98% Muslim, followed by Uzbekistan with 88%. They've sent representatives. So, what's the deal? The three loudest cheering sections at wrestling events are Iranians, the women at junior duals and drunk Hawkeye fans. This would be a way to combine two of those groups to make an invincible group of superfans.

Kilty with the quick tech. Snyder up in about 5. Seems like a lot of wrestlers have made unnecessary adjustments during the tournament. Out of greed or fear, they give up a good position for a worse one. This happens most often with the chest wraps (e.g. Mason defending, Dake on offense). But also with ties. I liken it to Sumo, when a wrestler breaks his grip and attempts to gain another, his foe takes that opportunity to go for the kill.

Conspiracy theory or conspiracy reality?

Looks like Sadulaev and Uguev both fail to medal. (My prediction is a forfeit in Sads future).

My prediction.

Jacarra was way too technical for that German. 10-0 tech. Again, the UWW camera operators did what they've been doing all tournament long: Jacarra's going in for a takedown at the end of the first period, and they switch cameras SO WE DON'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED!

Good question. But how can he go on now after just stopping in the middle of a match? He will qualify the weight eventually.

Tashudinov can shoot as well. He's not just a chest wrap machine. Now, Sadulaev forfeits to Captain America for bronze?

Iran should've done what I've suggested in the past: Start celebrating with :09 to go. Run around inside the circle with your hands up shouting "I beat Sadulaev in Arabic!"

97 KG is Arkham Asylum.

Mat D was fire! Jacarra with the 7-2 win over the Indian. Ukraine beat the Z country (no handshake, thank you). And Musukaev with the touch fall over Otoguro, who is in reality, Rei Higuchi after a big meal. Musky's combination wrestling is out of this world.

He's getting a free massage during the match! I say if they have to take an injury timeout, they have to have their Mother come down from the stands and "kiss the boo boo." Maybe we'd see less of that? But yes, he's looked good.

Mat D is about to be set on fire. Jaccara versus India followed by Ukraine versus one of the Z countries, then Otoguro versus Musukaev. Yikes.

Seabass with the early second-period tech. Captain America with the first-period tech. Man, he is hyper at the start of matches. Haha!

Seabass in the hole on Mat D. O, en Español "Marlubina."