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Smoke! Smoke! Smoke that cigarette!

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Puff, Puff, Puff and if you smoke yourself to death

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Tell Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you've just got to have another cigarette

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

In a game of chance the other night
Old Dame Fortune was a-doin' me right
The Kings and Queens just kept on comin' around--

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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I played 'em hard and bet 'em high
But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy
He kept on raisin' and layin' the money down

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

He'd raise me and I'd raise him
I sweated blood gotta sink or swim
He finally called and didn't raise the bet--

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

I said "Aces full, pal,--how 'bout you?"
He said "I'll tell you in a minute or two
Right now I've just got to have a cigarette."

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Smoke! Smoke! Smoke that cigarette!

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Puff, Puff, Puff and if you smoke yourself to death

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Tell Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you've just got to have another cigarette

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

The other night I had a date
With the cutest little girl in the forty eight states
A high-bred, uptown, fancy little dame--

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

She said she loved me and it seemed to me
That things were 'bout like they oughta be
So hand in hand we strolled down lover's lane--

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

She was oh, so far from a cake of ice
Our smoochin' party was a-goin nice
So help me Hannah, I think I'd a been there yet--

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze
And she said "Tex excuse me please
I've just got to have another cigarette."

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Smoke! Smoke! Smoke that cigarette!
 

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Puff, Puff, Puff and if you smoke yourself to death

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Tell Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you've just got to have another cigarette

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Well life ain't nothing but a poker game
No two hands quite the same
But I never saw a winner that didn't bet
 

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

So if any people tryin' to quit
I ain't gonna criticize you one bit
I'm just gonna light up one of those cigarettes

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Smoke! Smoke! Smoke that cigarette!

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Puff, Puff, Puff and if you smoke yourself to death

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted

Tell Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you've just got to have another cigarette

Song by Tex Williams... sung by Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen

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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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