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Have neither admitted nor denied being a snowplow driver. I think it's adorable that your tiny brain is preoccupied with the notion. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you either way.

Ummmmm hey dumbass I’ve already said winter is coming soon so be happy.

So, you think there is snow anywhere in MN right now? And/or that I'm plowing this fictional snow as I post to this forum? Ooooooh Kaaaaay. Speaking of the late shift, you should probably think of shutting it down (as your brain has already done half the work.)

No Polishing tires ok. With your good knees I don’t want to know what you’re polishing. You do you though.

Tell me you’re admitting to being a snow plow driver (even though you’ve denied it many times) without telling me you’re a snow plow driver. Bahahahhahahaha

I don't polish tires; I barely notice them. Then again, they are like 4-5 feet below my eye level. Little pukes like you probably think about those things a whole lot more since they are closer to your eye level.

As someone who gets regularly mounted you would know.

Hmmm... you don't actually "climb" into a plow, you mount it on the front of the truck. You do get in the truck to drive it, but it's a truck. It's not a ladder. You don't have to climb it. You just open the door and get in. Unless you are a tiny little puke who has to climb his way into a truck. That checks out.

Too bad your knees can’t get you off the LATEnight shift

Oh I’m positive you have good knees. I’m sure that’s how you get to drive the shining new snow plow

Unfortunately for you, I've got good knees. Even if you can reach high enough to grab at them, you'll get crunched as soon as you do. Little Jimmy Spanks inventing his very own fantasy world.

As someone that’s young and retired, sitting by the fire with a crown royal in my hand please tell me what it’s like polishing tires on the overnight shift

Rumor has it you’re rather close to not being able to climb into your plow. That’s sucks huh?

INR?

Scared of the image of little Jimmy Spanking? Yes. A definite yes. Ick.

Nah. Pick up truck. As a wrestler swings won’t be needed. Too scared aren’t ya ??

The little puke has now transformed into a pathetic little puke. Gonna' drive here in your midget clown car and swing at me while I hold your forehead in my hand? You're pathetic. And trying to act like a tough little puke just makes you more pathetic.

I’ve read it all once. That’s all I need

Snow plow driver from the metro area in MN seems scared.

Did I? Is that what I did? Think again little puke. You might even have to go back and read the actual thread instead of pretending to aware.

Still the tiny mental midget - trying to bring up 'angry' for some unknown reason. Not enough blood to his brain. Keep spanking it Jimmy.

LMK where in MN where you’re at I’ll come show you something. I promise you’ll be the lil puke.

You didn’t ask dumb fk. You just called her a donkey. Nice

Why would I ask about yours? Think hard, you little puke.

Winter is coming. Be happy plow guy