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Probably not the smart ones either in AZ. I won't worry. Think positive. You'll be fine.

Now that you’ve come out of the snow plow drivers closet who knows

C'mon, try to be nice. We're wrapping up the conversation - no need to start to call me names now.

Don’t worry I won’t have to deal with dumbass snow plow drivers in MN

Maybe tomorrow we'll cover raising, lowering, and adjusting the angle(s) of the plow. This might turn out to be fun.

4 5 feet below your eye level isn’t in a car dip shit

OK, safe travels. Good luck in AZ.

Yep. I. Did.

You mean the part where I posted to "open the door and get in"? That part? You got me, genius. I did that.

Nope. It will be in Az. Have fun plowing the night shift

You literally just explained how to get into a SNOW PLOW. BAHAHAHHAHAHHA

... and now your brain is over 3/4 the way there...

Have neither admitted nor denied being a snowplow driver. I think it's adorable that your tiny brain is preoccupied with the notion. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you either way.

Ummmmm hey dumbass I’ve already said winter is coming soon so be happy.

So, you think there is snow anywhere in MN right now? And/or that I'm plowing this fictional snow as I post to this forum? Ooooooh Kaaaaay. Speaking of the late shift, you should probably think of shutting it down (as your brain has already done half the work.)

No Polishing tires ok. With your good knees I don’t want to know what you’re polishing. You do you though.

Tell me you’re admitting to being a snow plow driver (even though you’ve denied it many times) without telling me you’re a snow plow driver. Bahahahhahahaha

I don't polish tires; I barely notice them. Then again, they are like 4-5 feet below my eye level. Little pukes like you probably think about those things a whole lot more since they are closer to your eye level.

As someone who gets regularly mounted you would know.

Hmmm... you don't actually "climb" into a plow, you mount it on the front of the truck. You do get in the truck to drive it, but it's a truck. It's not a ladder. You don't have to climb it. You just open the door and get in. Unless you are a tiny little puke who has to climb his way into a truck. That checks out.

Too bad your knees can’t get you off the LATEnight shift

Oh I’m positive you have good knees. I’m sure that’s how you get to drive the shining new snow plow

Unfortunately for you, I've got good knees. Even if you can reach high enough to grab at them, you'll get crunched as soon as you do. Little Jimmy Spanks inventing his very own fantasy world.

As someone that’s young and retired, sitting by the fire with a crown royal in my hand please tell me what it’s like polishing tires on the overnight shift

Rumor has it you’re rather close to not being able to climb into your plow. That’s sucks huh?