Undefeated

Next 3 posts in this thread: Jimmy: ISIS in your uncivilized country used to sell women in markets. Also, just so you know, my wife is swinging at the park right now. Stay jealous. Me: That was Syria. ISIS never entered Iran. Syria and Iran are two different countries. Tell your wife to be careful not to fall off the swing. ----------------------- Offthemat: Boko Haram kidnapped your girls. Me: Boko Haram is a rebel group in Nigeria. Nigeria is in Africa. Iran is in Asia. ------------------------------ Jimmy: You uncivilized people cuddle dogs to stay warm in winter and hunt penguins for food. Also FYI, my wife’s eating a blackberry ice cream right now. Buuurn. Me: That’s Antarctica. Iran doesn’t even have penguins. Tell your wife not to eat too much blackberry ice cream or she’s gonna get diarrhea.

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And I don’t get why in every thread I’m in, you show up out of nowhere, reply to my post, and start going on about how amazing your wife is!

The Islamic Republic is definitely a dictatorship, no doubt - but criticizing a dictatorship takes a bit of intelligence, which you clearly lack. Your words are just laughable. We’re the ones with centuries of scientists, mathematicians, philosophers, and poets - but we’re uncivilized? Meanwhile, you were living in the woods not long ago, still smelling like mammoth meat, with three teeth in your whole damn mouth - but you’re the cultured one?

Though, elections are just the flip side of modern-day slavery anyway....

You’re still here? Damn, you got some nerve. I roast you and your "fishing buddy" every day, and y’all keep crawling back like nothing happened. Anyone else would’ve deleted their account. You didn’t even know Iran and Saudi Arabia were different countries, and you still out here running your mouth like an expert? Iran doesn’t even share a border with Saudi. We don’t speak the same language, don’t have the same culture, nothing. And now you’re yappin’ about elections like we’re Saudi Arabia - your boy Trump’s BFF country where they don’t even pretend to vote? In Iran, we do have presidential elections. Google the name of the country you’re about to insult before typing next time. Let’s say I was from Saudi or that the BS you said actually applied. What would your comments still sound like? “Your women can’t show their faces?” Cool. My wife just threw her legs out the window and flashed the neighborhood. Jealous much? “Your women can’t drive?” Yeah, well mine just took the car to get her ass insured in case the gearshift goes up the wrong lane. Stay mad. “You can’t go out?” Nah, I’m heading to go fishing while my wife and the neighbor are busy "discussing freedom" in our bedroom. Hope that burns a little. And you’re talking about culture and civilization? YOU

Yeah, you're not wrong - but let’s get the facts straight. She was killed by the Islamic Republic, not "just killed". Saying it like that makes it sound like she was stoned by villagers or something, which might be more of a Pakistan or Taliban thing. Iran’s problem is a brutal regime - not some backwards population. Also, why are you telling me this? There’s no one who hates that regime more than I do. So save your little enlightenment speech for someone who actually needs it. It’s kinda cute hearing a WWWHIIIITEEE (not just "white", you know...) dude talk about "civilized societies" while not even knowing that Iran is one of the oldest civilizations in human history. We had universities, libraries, poets, and philosophers when your ancestors were still clubbing each other in forests and eating bark. You wanna talk 2025 "civilization"? Your so-called civilized politicians are openly saying "We didn't kill enough Indians". Such progress. Much liberty. Wow. And remember Rachel Corrie? White American girl. Crushed by an Israeli bulldozer while protesting for basic human rights. She wasn’t Hamas. She wasn’t even Muslim. Where was your "liberty-loving" voice then? We protested for Mahsa. Nearly 600 people killed. Their names, ages, and how they were murdered are all on Wikipedia. What did your "civilized" society do for Rachel? Nothing. Because that bulldozer had the right logo on it. Truth is, people like you are just the American version of regime loyalists we’ve been dealing with our whole lives. The only difference? Their god is Khamenei. Yours is Trump.

If someone doesn’t even know the basics about their own country - and thinks Trump, a narcissistic loudmouth, is some kind of national savior - I'm not exactly expecting them to understand places thousands of miles away Can’t wake someone up if they’re pretending to be asleep...

Aaaand there it is. You really don’t know Iran and Saudi Arabia are two completely different countries, huh? Lord help me - this is who I’m dealing with. Yeah, cool. Iranian women never had to cover their faces. That’s Saudi stuff. In Iran, it’s just about covering hair - and even that’s loosely enforced in a lot of places. It’s not like women are walking around in burqas. Driving’s never been banned for women in Iran. Ever. In fact, most of the drivers you see in cities are women. Women even drive buses, trucks, and long-distance taxis. If your wife only takes the lawnmower for a spin, just know Iran has female pilots too. Yeah, guess what? Boating and fishing aren’t banned in Iran either - and since the country has coastlines both north and south, plenty of women do both. There's even a national women’s rowing team that competes in the freakin' Olympics. Maybe chill with the stereotypes, man. You're just embarrassing yourself at this point. And FYI - I’ve worked with some brilliant, thoughtful Americans on GitHub, so I know better than to assume you're representative of the whole country. But if anyone else stumbles onto your comments, they might not be as generous.

Appreciate the heads-up - I hadn’t seen the movie before. Just looked it up, it’s Good Will Hunting.

You ran out of arguments and crawled back to the one place you truly belong - the toilet. Even your toilet jokes just show how clueless you are about Iran. Message me, I’ll send you a pic of our bathroom - go ahead, compare it to the "living room" in your little condo. Funny thing is, the flush handle does kinda look like a double integral. Maybe find a math professor in the U.S. to take its derivative, frame it, and put it on your shelf - probably the closest thing to intelligence you’ll ever own

I'm not sure if you're aware, but the Nobel Prize isn't even awarded in mathematics - the field simply isn't included. The Fields Medal is the most prestigious award in mathematics, and it's commonly referred to as the "Nobel Prize of math". That's not a label I made up - it's how it's widely known.

So let me get this straight: When immigrants become CEOs, inventors, or win Nobel-level prizes - they're "American". But when immigrants do something wrong - suddenly they’re "Middle Eastern", not American.

Let’s not even talk about Iran - let’s talk about your own country. The "land of the free", right? Shouldn’t all that freedom, opportunity, and power show up in the way you, as a citizen, carry yourself? You’re the guy who calls Mamdani a "Muslim Marxist" without even knowing that Marxist theory is fundamentally incompatible with monotheistic religions. You talk about Marxism, but can’t even tell the difference between Marx’s historical dialectic and Stalinist slogans. So what exactly have you done with your American freedom to access information?

The more you talk, the more obvious it gets how ignorant and clueless you are about the world around you. Maryam Mirzakhani - the first and only woman in the world to win the Fields Medal (which is basically the Nobel Prize of math) - was Iranian. No woman before or after her has won it. And here you are, trash-talking Iranians - can you even count to ten without using your fingers? I bet you don’t know the difference between an integral and a parenthesis. The first female space tourist in history? Anousheh Ansari - Iranian-American. The founder and original owner of eBay? Iranian. The current CEO of Uber? Dara Khosrowshahi - Iranian-American. So tell me - what the hell are you doing in America, besides wasting its oxygen? What you’re doing - insulting a whole nation - you could’ve done that in Bangladesh or Ethiopia too.

Hating on people because of where they’re from or what they look like? That’s not free speech - that’s just plain ignorance wrapped in a flag. Maybe the American school system just totally dropped the ball when it came to teaching folks like you what "freedom" actually means. Some of your comments sound like you typed them from a cave with no Wi-Fi. Makes me wonder what you’re even doing with all the freedom and opportunity the U.S. gives you.

So how are your views any different from Hitler’s? You keep going on about "freedom" and "American power", but how about using that freedom to actually educate yourself?

Heyyy Jimmy! Where you been? I missed you, man. By "we", I meant people with a brain and a bit of conscience - everywhere. Not you, Jimmy.

We all know Amir M. Yazdani has been super inconsistent. There’s just no real progress in his performance. Khalili, on the other hand, could’ve gained some valuable experience. Plus, he’s already beaten Yazdani before at this same weight.

For nearly half a century, the Islamic Republic has been yelling into a megaphone across the region: "We’ll wipe Tel Aviv and Haifa off the map!", "We will erase Israel from existence!", and Israel, being clever, milks it - telling the world, "See? I have to bomb the region to survive." Then keeps on expanding settlements. You can’t just fall off one side of the horse. Opposing the terrorist regime of the Islamic Republic doesn’t mean we should start defending Israel.

And when he tried to look smart on camera - grinning like he had it all figured out - and said "I told Israel not to kill Khamenei," the stupidity was just dripping off him. A huge part of Israel’s current power comes from playing the victim under the threat of the Islamic Republic. The Islamic Republic has done more to help Zionism than anyone has in the past two thousand years.