JuanMogen

I like a good dose of irony to kick off the week.

Canary in the coal mine. Can’t attack the canary’s legs though, only the wings.

While setting up in neutral, Methenbrink pushed his ass into Lockett no less than three times while laughing. That’ll knock you down a few pegs. Not even talking about how he teched him.

Haines got teched by Lean Mean Gary Steen in freestyle a few short years ago. His style is folkstyle. This whole tipping somebody over briefly while you’re getting buried on a double leg so you get 2 and he gets 1 is horse shit. Haines knows it, Cael knows it, and the American people know it. You know who liked freestyle more than folkstyle? John du Pont. Everybody is welcome to choose who they side with.

Downey still has a lot of fight left in him.

If Jordan Burroughs joined the NLWC, he’d be a third stringer. All he’d see is bronze. Well, he’d see stars too as Mitch Methenbrink clubs the shit out of him. Guess he’d be seeing red again too. I stand corrected. He’d see a lot more than bronze. No gold, or even silver for that matter, but he’d see a lot of things.

Folkstyle embodies the purpose of wrestling too. It isn't a rolly-poly, starfish on the ground, throw a brick during every set of points style. Something about "control".

It goes like this: 1. Zahid 2. Brooks 3. Zahid with sticky fingers 4. David Morris Taylor III Unfortunately, #1 is only a mythical being.

Slamming those Holy Spirit given underhooks and running Taylor to a fleeing the mat call. My man.

Let me ask your wife.

My man.

Keep leaving Pat Downey off these lists. Show some respect.

No. None at all. He's going to try a middle school style head and arm throw in the first match and get thrown for five before laying on his back and getting pinned. Zero chance this noob can medal.

David Taylor about to go slap the shit out of Zahid for pulling that singlet.

Her mustache could use a little work before Greece would let her on their team.